HOLY. FUCK. YOU. GUYS. DON’T. EVEN. GET. IT.

I don’t even know where to begin.
So tonight Brittany, me, and mis padres went out to dinner and to see the orchestra play cirque de solie type stuff.
So rewind back to Zoo Camp.
We all remember #EARzc2k12 and if you don’t then to sum it up: There was this girl I worked with during the Summer named Elizabeth who I fell head over heels for. I worked with her for 8 hours day, even went to a couple of baseball games because she helped me get in (she worked there). Anyways, so yeah this chick ended up becoming like my best friend by the end of Zoo Camp. Everywhere I go I’m like, “Is that Elizabeth?” and blah blah I always think about her because she always makes me think of things that I can’t express. There’s like no attraction or romance there, it’s just like…put it this way, she’s just kind of like this reminder of logic. It’s hard explain, if you wanna know then hmu.
ANYWAYS, so fast forward seven months later.
I’m with Brittany and, just like always, I see a girl and I’m like, “is that Elizabeth?” and it wasn’t so I let my guard down. So Brittany and me start talking and we talk about Zoo Camp for some reason and the second those two words dropped the blonde girl in front of us snaps her head around and looks dead at me and it’s.
It’s.
God. Dang.
ELIZABETH.
her.
Out of all the seats in the auditorium, OUT OF ALL THE HUMANS ON EARTH.
She just so happened to be the one that sat in the sit that was DIRECTLY in front of us.
Not the row over, not two aisle in front.
The seat that was two feet away from me.
It was the most awkward and most unreal moment of my life.
It didn’t set in until now that I saw her again.
So we talked about Zoo Camp and stuff, she’s not going to be there Spring Break so if I do work that’s gonna be so boring.
But most of all, she didn’t even remember me.
She remembered me but she didn’t know where I was from.
That hurt me so hard, man.
AND I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHY.
This sucks and it’s so weird.
The world is such a small place.

Dreams pt. 8

So, it’s been well over a good bit ever since I last made a tumblr post about my dreams but I feel like I just HAVE to.
So um last night I was going through all of my old EARzcblahblahblah crap and I guess that’s what fueled this dream mainly.
Anyways anyways anyways anyways anyways anyways um… anyways. So I’m not really sure exactly how this dream started, I just remember every day I would put my headphones in and Jam while I walked to the end of my street to get the mail. Well, whenever I got down there Elizabeth (aka dat ho) was parked in her car either waiting for someone or going to see someone. We never spoke to each other, we’d just smile and wave or sometimes not even acknowledge each other. But one day I walked past her and crossed the street to get the mail and was waiting for cars to pass so I could walk back over and head to my house again and while I was waiting on the other side of the road, she got out of her car and said something like, “Alright, fuck that. I’m not going to my Therapist, I’ll just come stay with you.” And I had a pure moment of anxiety because I couldn’t cross the street to get over to her, but eventually I did cross the street and I was like, “I’m demented enough to the point where I can be your Therapist.” idk It was suppose to be one of those cheesy loner lines that’d be in a movie like Lost In Translation or something. Anyways, so I’m walking with Elizabeth and I’m completely aware of it. It’s almost like I’m awake in my dream. So we keep walking and this weird ass chick, not sure who she was, comes out of the woods and apparently she and Elizabitch are good friends. But anyways, this chick has these jewels or something that she found in the woods and she’s like “with these two rocks I can make a ring!” and Elizaho turns to me and is like, “yay we can finally make those promise rings!” but she was being completely sarcastic about it like da ho she is. Anyways, so we kept walking and got to my house. We walked inside and I went back to tell my step dad that I had company and blahblahblah. So I’m chilling in my living room with these two chicks and Elizabeth just starts talking about her problems and stuff and we all three have this full out Therapy session together and it was nice. Elizabeth was over there texting on her Iphone and I exploded on her cause I was like, “MAN FORGET YOU PEOPLE WITH YOUR STUPID IPHONES I HATE ALL OF YOU!” and I think she through hers away like a considerate person. Then my mom gets home and sees Elizawhore and me sitting together and she’s like “Who are these people?” and I’m jus like, “MA DEES ARE MY FRIENDS I WORK WITH!” and she’s like, “Oh dis must be dat Elizabeth girl you is always talkin about!” and i’m like, “MOM STAHP COCKBLOCKIN” and she eventually leaves. And then eventually all the people I work with show up and we have a party and I think Elizabeth leaves and I finally get her number idk.
Stupid dream, but idk I GUESS THAT’S THE END:D

My Final Tumblr Post

of the Summer, that is.

Alright guys, it’s time to lay this down like cement. Summer 2012 was another summer, what’d you expect? But I gotta sum it up cause I can’t let this go undocumented like that time period where Instagram was down. I went to North Carolina, Virginia, and West Virginia and skated all over it while chillin with my little 9 year old friends that I miss so much! I watched Workaholics and Wilfred weekly, I fell in love with this chick that I work with that ended up being in college (EARzc2k12) , I worked with the coolest kids at Zoo Camp, I listened to the best of the best music. I found my love for cutting grass, I got to go out and eat lunch with my friends everywhere and go swimming in some lake and jumped off a cliff, I became best friends with the chick I’ve had a crush on for like 3 years (no regrets), andd Band Camp was so awful. 

That’s really it, man. I can see all of that flash right before my eyes whenever I listen to Head In The Ceiling Fan.

I’m done, man. School starts tomorrow and I’m gonna be tired, stressed, depressed, regressed, undressed, lossless. lol jk just the first three.

EARzc2k12 - The. Final. Post. Of. The. Year. (Week 2)

so Zoo Camp ended.

I said goodbye to all my 24 kids cause I ended up spending exactly 2 and a half days with each class.

I’m really bummed still, don’t know why. I guess it’s just cause those kids make me the happiest person on Earth and they’re so careless. Like they’re it, they’re kids. Everyone that’s not a kid is either sad or dead nowadays. I’m gonna miss them a ton and It’s taking a few days to set in that I might not ever see any of them again.

The younger one really loved me, they practically cried whenever I had to go back to the older kids. I liked my younger class for mostly cause they’re just so much cooler. Like no hate to the older kids, just this weeks group of older kids were kinda bratty and stuff so I didn’t really like any of them except for like a couple. Elly wanted my phone number so she could give it to her mom so I could babysit sometime but idk if I’ll ever get that call.

I said goobye to Elizabeth, Mrs. Laura, and Brody.

I’m gonna miss my new friends, ya know. like Green shirts > Junior Docents. and it’s pretty funny cause they started out as complete strangers (the Green Shirts) and now i’m a green shirt myself so booyah or whatever. We’re the 4 coolest cats that work at the Zoo. I’m gonna miss Mrs. Laura the most cause she was like so cool to me. She loved when I helped, she even wanted me to help her class more than she wanted the other guy to be there. She even told my mom she really appreciated me and that there aren’t many teenagers like me anymore. She’s like that cool teacher that you’ll always love except she doesn’t teach at my school and I won’t see her until next year:( and I’ll miss Brody cause tbh he may not have been gay but he sure did act and talk like a gay man. and it was hilarious! He cracked me up so much. and I guess I’ll miss Elizabeth too cause even though I don’t really care for her and she drives me crazy and she ended up being in College (yeah, I forgot to tell you guys I found that out) but in the end she was my friend and we always had that connection for whenever something crazy or funny happened.

It’s over, go home this is it no more Zoo Camp posts or any posts about Elizabeth or EARzc2k12 crap cause it’s all over with. I’m leaving a page on my blog dedicated to the tag but other than that it’ll go unspoken of. 

GOODNIGHT.

WHAT NO I THOUGHT THIS WAS OVER WITH NOOOO- I’d like to think that you’re worth my time But you embody everything that I hate. (Week 2. Part 2.)

Alright guys, it’s not over. Soo today had to be the longest most boring most depressing day of my life. Yesterday, I fell in love with my 6 - 8 year olds AND I didn’t have to be in a room with Elizabeth all day. Today, I was kicked out of the 6 - 8 year old class cause they got this fat ass stupid Junior Docent (who all day kept telling me that he hates working at Zoo Camp) to replace me and so I had to go back to the 9 - 12 year olds. Where you know who was. Where no cool campers are. It was so boring and terrible, but on to the reason I started this whole thing.

So, yeah I’m stuck with Elizabeth again. It sucks because she apparently doesn’t get the memo that I don’t want to be in a class with her but she wanted to talk all day and I wanted to kill myself all day. So, I did find out some things today that go with the whole plot line of week one. She asked how old I was cause there was some kids asking (CAUSE I WASN’T IN THIS CLASS YESTERDAY CAUSE I WAS HAPPY IN MY FUCKING OTHER CLASS) and so she asked and I told her and so now she at least knows how old I am so she can back off cause I’m illegal, bitch. Or at least I think so. I’m pretty sure cause she was like, “at Clinton there was this teacher senior year….” and went on with some story but apparently I’m thinking she went to Clinton and graduated there so def above the age of 18. SO THIS IS ALL OVER YOU CAN ALL GO HOME NOW NO MORE FUN POSTS ABOUT MY LITTLE KIDS JUST STUFF ABOUT WANTING TO KILL MYSELF AND ELIZABETH BYE OVER WITH FINAL POST.

I’d like to think that you’re worth my time But you embody everything that I hate. (Week 2. Part 1.)

Alright, guys. I just hate to bum all of you out (like all 1 of you) but it just looks like this might be the last post of Zoo Camp (#EARzc2k12) of the year. 

See, how it went down today was… I got there and it was all the same so I just walked into the classroom and that ho didn’t even say hey, she was just like “These kids have been asking when you’re gonna show up!” and so I played cards with the kids and stuff but then Mrs. Laura comes in and says she needs my help with the 6 - 8 year olds so I’m thinkin like oh an hour or so but no. She meant the whole week. So Me and Mrs. Laura are teaching the 6 - 8 year olds together and that ho and Brody are teaching the kids I was suppose to be with. I’m actually pretty cool about it, makes my head clear and everything cause I don’t have to look at her face all day. AND my old favorite campers, Liza & Claire, from the very first year I started working at Zoo Camp. They’re all grown up now but there was this little girl and I thought she seemed pretty cool like she’d be my favorite kid of the week and I was checking the list and I saw her last name so I asked if she had any older siblings and she does and they are Liza & Claire so it’s like the first time I worked at Zoo Camp all over again cause she’s JUST like her sisters except there’s only one of her.

not a bad day.

No E-girl tonight (insert sadface) but I work at Zoo Camp next week so you know what novel mini-series starts back Monday!

slight possibility I might see what’s her face tonight.

My mom so totally knows about my little “thing” for Elizabeth now.

She gone hook me up with some Braves ticketsssszzzsss.

I’d like to think that you’re worth my time But you embody everything that I hate. (Part 6ictures)

don’t be creepy with these pics, guys.

Me helping out Hannah with her project, son.

me, Chase, Elizabeth, Hanna and two other kids. Aka the place where she told Chase where she WENT to school.

Hanna and you know who.

check out the two kids flirting in the top right corner;D

THERE I’M DONE NO MORE #EARzc2k12 crap.

So totally about to rep some Zoo Camp pictures on here just to compliment my stories.

If you haven’t been reading my like mini series then you need to cause it’s like for real awesome.

We’re talking Hunger Games meets Harry Potter meets The Buried Life’s book. Meets The Wonder Year’s new book.

Just click the tag and you’re there.

I’d like to think that you’re worth my time But you embody everything that I hate. (Part 5inale)

See what I did there in the title? pretty funny yeah whatever.

Anyways, I had some like really sick relevant lyrics that I was going to use but I so totally forgot them and that’s really bumming me down. A lot of things are bumming me down cause like this year I decided not to cry when the kids left so it’s kind of all hiding inside and I have a video of Hanna which isn’t the greatest audio quality so I’m semi bummed about that and semi depressed cause it makes me miss her and all my kids! So let’s just start this off.

Today was the last day of Zoo Camp and it wasn’t as depressing as I thought it would be cause Hanna just kept my mind off of it. I mean when I say that I mean that little girl helped me get over my whole crush on Elizabeth cause I didn’t have enough time today to even think about her or make facial expressions. Actually jk we did but It was like for a split second then back to Hanna. Oh yeah, I never told you guys that Hanna was my favorite camper this week! Yep she’s like the coolest little girl, I’m having such trouble trying to decide if I want to put her above Alexa or not that’s how cool she is. Anyway, today I found out that she is Swedish which is super cool! I think she was born in the US though but her parents are the only ones in her family that live in the US, the rest live in Sweden so it’s almost like she is cause I mean she speaks Swedenish or whatever you call it. I told you guys that this was mainly gonna be about my kids so just sayin. I actually had this really sick Deja Vu moment today that I swear I have seen. Like it wasn’t like, “oh, Deja Vu!” It was like, “Oh…wait…Is this..I.This can’t be for real I’ve been here for sure.” kinda Deja Vu. I remember having it back before this week. Like I’m guessing between like May and October that’s when I think my mind thinks I had it. I’m pretty sure I had a dream about it, But Chase walked in front of me and that’s what set it off cause I remember during the “original” moment going, “Oh, there’s Chase! He must be at Zoo Camp the week I work there. And there’s Alexa!” but it was Hanna. When I “originally” had the Deja Vu, though, I had no clue who Hanna was so she was just like a nobody in it. So it’s almost like I finished that piece of the puzzle by putting her in there, it’s really weird and hard to explain. Anyway, after that we got stuck under the Carousel thing because it was raining and I got to chill with my kids the whole time while Brody and Elizabeth hung out and that’s when Alecia told me that Brody was 20. So, spoiler alert, I didn’t find out how old Elizabeth was. But since her and Brody are always hanging out I’m guessing that they are about the same age so buck that, man. So like I said, I didn’t cry after the kids left but I did cry before the kids left. alright back track, so the last day of Zoo Camp every year the kids do this project all week and the last like hour of the last day the parents come and all the kids present their projects and they talk about the animals and their favorite part of Zoo Camp. That’s why I cried. It wasn’t like sad crying it was just for some reason the simplest things were just making me crack up like all the kids reminiscing and I was just laughing and smiling way too hard so my eyes started watering a ton. Oh yeah, I actually did for real almost cry, though like sad tears. Only because the kids get a little “Award” at the end of the week like the smart cool kid, Nate, got the “Mr. Encyclopedia” award. Well Me, Elizabeth, and Mrs. Laura came up with all the awards and Becky brought the sheet from last year that she used last year where she wrote the kids name and their award. Alexa was on that list, she got the Super Duper Trooper Award and I completely remember that. So fast forward to when the kids got their awards, it was Hanna’s turn and Mrs. Laura was like, “Alright, Hanna! You got the Super Duper Trooper Award!” and then like new feelings for Hanna leaving me and old feelings for Alexa came back and they like big bang theoried in my head. I love working with kids, okay! But I so could never be a teacher. A year is way too long, I’ll just stick with a few weeks every summer.

Well then it was time for them to leave and Hanna’s parents seemed to enjoy that I kept good care of their daughter, just like Alexa’s did. But a ton of parents thanked me so much cause it was the sweetest thing, I really did love this week like as a whole. I’ve never loved a group of Zoo Campers all, it’s always been like that one camper that is just so cool but this week I really did like all of these kids equally. It’s just Hanna ended up topping them but not by much. But it was the sweetest thing cause like almost every kids parents came up and was like, “Thanks so much for helping, Sam! They say so much about you!” and things like, “It must’ve been fun working with such an interesting group of kids.” which really meant a lot, dude. I mean I actually gave these kids stories to tell and be like, “Mom, Mom! Today Sam was like….” ya know. It ruled. But I said goodbye to Hanna which wasn’t as bad and that was it. For Hanna. 

Time to get down to business, the reason I started this little mini novel series. Elizabeth A. R, whatever the fuck her name is. Today was just like, “whatever, dude. I got 7 hours left with these kids so don’t bother me.” kinda thing so I wasn’t so cooing over her today. We did talk a lot today about the week and how weird things were and we talked about Zombies and we came up with Awards together (expect Hanna’s, they surprised me with that one) but other than those things that was it. We glanced at each other like 3 times and that was it the whole day. The final glance was when the kids were leaving. She looked like, “It’s been a week!” and I just was like, “yeah, I know:/” then that was when I said goodbye to Hanna so I got distracted. Anyway, anyway, anyway, anyway um. So yeah, I just feel sad now cause I miss those kids! Not really Elizabeth but the kids more than anything. Kids make me feel so much better about life. This feeling didn’t really set in until I got home so like It’s been a depressing evening. It’s like I don’t even want to end this cause this is the last connection to this week I have. but I gotta.

So everyone left and we all had to clean up the room. We swept and wiped and all that fun stuff. Becky even handed out the roster for what campers would be there next week. Guess who wasn’t on the list? If your guess started with A and ended with lexa then you were right. So there’s still 2 more weeks that she could go and I won’t be there but hopefully that 3rd week she’ll make it and we can reunite again like brother and sister! anyway, while me, Brody, Becky, and Mrs. Laura were all talking Elizabeth went to go put up the cleaning stuff so while she was gone that’s when we started to leave so I was walking out and I was thinking, “Alright, bitch! this is where we like hug and kiss and say goodbye, let’s go.” but when I looked towards the equipment room she wasn’t there. Instead she was by the birds, where she could see me right on. And DAMN. STRAIGHT. she saw me try to look for her. Desperate eyes and everything. So she just came out from the birds and was like “byeee!” and I was like “bey.” and left and that’s the end to our one week love story.

Not really, the end to our story is um. I was riding home and I passed by the Braves Stadium and I could see the blow up things and the kids running around on them and I was thinking, “That’s where she is right now.” and that’s where I left her.