October 2010
Omegle chat 14 - We have something in common.
Stranger: I'm looking for horny woman
You: I'm looking for average,no preverted, F-ed in the head people on omegle. just like you, i haven't found any.
Omegle chat 13 - I don't mean it, Omegle.
Stranger: tell the world how much you love omegle rate it on http://webogle.com/omegle.com :D
You: I FUCKING HATE OMEGLE DIE OMEGLE DIE SET YOURSELF ON FIRE, ROB A GROCERY STORE, RAPE BRUCE WILLIS. I HATE. HATE. HATE. YOU!
Omegle chat 12 - Total Awesome Dude!
Stranger: hey
You: heyy
Stranger: so you think your hey is better than mine huh?!
You: no
You: its not like that
You: im sorryD:
Stranger: excuses excuses! so what are you doing on this fine evening?
You: Readin some stupid pictures about aminals
Stranger: so....the pictures are stupid?....or the animals?.......
You: they are both stupid and are both animals. together. at once.
You: WAIT NO DONT DIVIDE BY 0 THE WORLD WILL END!
You: sorry
You: imma lil paranoid about ppl dividing by 0
Stranger: well....what animals are they...i just happen to be a zoologist
Stranger: i taught steve irwin
You: ha thats pretty coolxD its just these like comic strip thingies: http://crimesagainsthughsmanatees.tumblr.com/
Stranger: i'm not sure if i believe in manatees or not....kinda like bigfoot i think.....
You: yeah. i don't know. i stumbled upon these from...i think tumblr.
You: yeah...it was like a trending picture
Stranger: haha...nice. so tell me about yourself manatee person!
You: I
You: and i wanna marry Farrah,from the hit MTV series, Teen Mom
You: I play bass
You: LongBoard
You: thats pretty much it...
Stranger: so....you're like 13.
You: dude wtf.
You: im not gonna lie
You: im 14
Stranger: busted bro-migo. you searching for ladies tonight?
You: ha nah man. my friend and i like to come on here just to talk to random pplxD its funny
sometimes
Stranger: oh hells yeah. well brotha, i'm off. peace man. keep rocking that bass. someday you'll be cool like me an play guitar instead
You: aight man
Omegle chat 11 - Sista, Sista
Stranger: hi bitch
You: hi pimp
Stranger: I'm Tomalia.
You: I'm Ramona
Stranger: hi whore
Stranger: I'm Tomalia.
You: I'm Tamara
Stranger: I'm Tia
Stranger: SISTA SISTA
You: i am sorry but i must disconnect from you;)
Omegle chat 10 - Ramona?
Stranger: hey
You: hey:D
Stranger: 23 m
Stranger: u ?
You: 18 f canada
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: you want chat me
You: sure babe;)
Stranger: :D
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: waht u name ?
You: Ramona
Stranger: l like
Stranger: my name neto
You: i like;)
You: lol my neigbors will know your name;)
Stranger: :D
Stranger: ramona
Your Converational Partner has disconnected.
*okay. even i was creeped by myselfXD*
Omegle chat 9 - POTOESUPMYASS400
Stranger: Welcome to the Omegle chatroom! Enter a username.
You: Potoesupmyass400
Stranger: Enter it again to confirm.
You: potoesupmyass400
Stranger: Enter it again to confirm.
You: POTOESUPMYASS500
Stranger: Enter it again to confirm.
You: ARRG FUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: Error: name must have only numbers and letters.
Omegle chat 8 - My Dad is...
Stranger: heyy asl/
You: heyy 15 f michigan
You: wait
You: shit
You: my dad
You: he
You: is tracking
You: your
You: computer
You: sorryD:
Omegle chat 7 - YOU!?!?! YOU!
Stranger: hey asl?
You: BUT WAIT THERES MORE!
You: IF YOU CALL RIGHT NOW YOU CAN GET 10 YEARS WORTH OF JAIL TIME!
You: THAT RIGHT
You: 10 YEARS
Stranger: woah
You: ALL FOR THE PRICE OF ONE 'ASL?
Stranger: thats not true
Stranger: thats where your thought process of logic is wrong
You: woah man. i didn't know pedophile talked like the aliens from my home planetD: YOU. YOU!
You: good bye now:D
You have disconnected.
Omegle chat 6 - Google on my Facebook?
Stranger: yo yo?
You: hey:D
Stranger: yo yo?
You: yo?
Stranger: would you like to yo yo with me
You: can you come over to myspace so you can twitter my yahoo til i google all over your facebook;)
Stranger: urm yes to all the above
You: well too bad, mister:D
You: imma dude
Omegle chat 5 - Carpet Captian
Stranger: hi
You: hey:D
Stranger: asl
You: WEEDA WEEDA WOO! he he he...I Am ThE captian of the carpet *burp* sea
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Omegle chat 4 - lemon sucking africans
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: 18 M india
You: Africans suck Lemons
Omegle chat 3 - I HAVE YOUR BABY
Stranger: hy
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: before we get on that topic...
You: would you be suprised if i said i have your baby.
You: i miss you jeff
You: i want you back
Omegle chat 2 - Pics?
Stranger: 20 m
You: 23 f
Stranger: cool
Stranger: frm?>
You: Portland,Oregon
Stranger: cool
Stranger: pics?
Stranger: http://i.imgur.com/gFmFt.jpg
You: http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/4500/Fat-Girl--4957.jpg
Omegle chat 1 - Swedish Girl:D
Stranger: hey! :)
You: hey:D
Stranger: how are u?
You: good.
Stranger: I'm on omegle via my iPhone and it sucks xD
Stranger: where u from?:)
You: Dude, i wish i had an iphone:P im onna computer:P
You: Salt Lake City, Utah
Stranger: awww!!
Stranger: I really want to go there... Im from sweden and I rly love skiing:)
You: thats awesome:D me too
You: i also love to longboard
Stranger: but u have awesome slopes and i dont xD
You: pshhh yeah:D
Stranger: u do longboarding?? that awesome dudr:)
Stranger: I do freediving and scuba diving on the summer tho :)
You: yea:D
You: thats pretty awesome
Stranger: do you like diving from heights?:b
You: yes:DD
Stranger: yea, it's really fun:)
You: yea. i love adrenaline:D
Stranger: omfg have u ever seen an iphone?
You: yes
Stranger: u know when u send a sms the text starts from the keybord and goes up, it's almost the
same on this app just that
You: yes:D
Stranger: the text starts under the keyboard so u can't see the first centences... -.-
Stranger: fucking usless xD
You: ha:P im not really an Electronic loving person. i mean i do but. i don't :P
Stranger: so how high have u dived from and how deep have u dived?:D
You: hmmm. i haven't really recorded it but it was about 27 ft ish maybe
You: and like i haven't reall gone diving before...but hopefully soon:D
Stranger: sorry, how many metres is 27 feet:b
You: oh yeah! sorryxD
You: 8.2296 m i guess...i'm not really sure
Stranger: hah:)
You: haha:D
Stranger: I was in italy this summer and i jumped from a bridge, 18 metres from the bridge to the
water, tht felt rly awesome: D
You: dude, awesome:O
Stranger: oh, tht's not much xD
You: well i don't do it too much so..:P
Stranger: but how long can u hold your breath?:)
You: about...45 sec.
You: if i focus good probably longer.
Stranger: it was little freaky the first time tho :b
You: yes:P
You: i am truly sorry this is THE BEST conversation i've had on Omegle yet:D i hope we can meet in this world
You: i must be going
You: dinner party
You: Goodbye:D
Stranger: haha okey, i've been on a depth of 70 metres in one breath;) I can hold mine for like 1:20:)
Stranger: 1:30*
You: dang:P
You: Lataz. chow. good bye.
You have disconnected.
